They call me 007:
0 bitches
0 parties
7 quarts of egg nog

I can’t sleep. I want a blind gf who relies on me to help her. And I read her books and we listen to audio tapes and she grabs my arm to guide her around the house. And she will never see the flowers I give her but she smells them and she knows that I love her. And maybe she’s scared at night and she wakes up from a bad dream and cries out. But then I hold her tight and she knows that everything is okay.

I almost had this. Met an albino girl and we hit it off well but it didn't work out in the end

Forgot to post this

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This vid gets more compressed and weirdly cropped every year

I can't find the "daily intake of Shasta: 10.0L" image 😭

It's an image with 2 purchases of some Shasta soda and an image of His Holiest Terry A. Davis and some text like "average daily consumption: 10.0L"

Wind blowing so hard it sounds like a bomb outside