Me when the -10° windchill

I'm almost tempted to get one

Day 3 of December and it's a dead silent night. Crazy

I now have 100 pfps uploaded to my profile

in the perfect world that would have gotten you telegram premium

> get couped by own president
> military is deployed to stop anyone from voting against the coup
> vote coup down anyway
> military just shrugs and says okay and goes home
> ???

They call me 007:
0 bitches
0 parties
7 quarts of egg nog

I can’t sleep. I want a blind gf who relies on me to help her. And I read her books and we listen to audio tapes and she grabs my arm to guide her around the house. And she will never see the flowers I give her but she smells them and she knows that I love her. And maybe she’s scared at night and she wakes up from a bad dream and cries out. But then I hold her tight and she knows that everything is okay.

I almost had this. Met an albino girl and we hit it off well but it didn't work out in the end