We're gonna put the guy who wrote that in the Lindsey Clancy machine (coconut crusher)

Draggin deez nuts across your chin

Gonna go make that deenz recipe 'gar recommended me

boil squiggly noodles, drain
open deenz in olive oil, add oil to pan
thin long sliced onions, little more oil, minced garlic, let soften
add noodles
add deenz
add sauce of choice

Forgot to buy salt again award

Oh and for some reason my weather app uses a black sun

It's a 6 ciders kind of night

Why tf does my glass bottle have a dent in it

Only 5 ciders actually. Gave one to my bro

Montreal steak on the deenz is wonderous

Note: Not the wulfgar deenz recipe. Just eating a can because I'm drunk

Look at this weird rock I found

Guys will talk about how they constantly think of Rome and then not recognize the altar Caesar was cremated on