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Uncle Lunar Cock
We've noticed a theory circulating about how Il Dottore lost his NPC name above his head, which supposedly means his possible playability is set in stone. Just to be clear and neutral on the matter: this is by no means uncommon. His disableShowName was set…
Razor language of the Razor language: this NPC name thing means nothing and it doesn't support his case because it's not increasing his situation as a playable character. Whether he is or not is another different matter, no one has said anything; it's just a clarification of something that's been going around needlessly.
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Lunar Kuroo
Kuroo is dead.
rug pull
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It seems that some people have misunderstood what personal opinions are, if not the situation itself for a conversation based on implications and choices (btw we're more than one, ULC is not one person, that's why you see multiple opinions expressed here on the same character) i pointed out. If you want to clear any misunderstanding without relying on others, read this. (And no, i won't crash out dw, it proves you got nothing from this)

You can love a character and still acknowledge they're a clown, like i do with Dainsleif. Being a "true fan" doesn't mean blind worship or getting offended when others don't share your obsession. There’s no reason to take offense in a perspective that simply differs from your own to the point of forcing storywriting patterns to others and for your headcanons just because it makes sense in your head. Not everything is about you, different perspectives exist, but objective facts shouldn't be ignored either. I like Dottore and i’d pull for him, but to make me personally accept this choice when they didn't for others after 6 years, i would need a masterpiece after being forced to get used to the same formula since 2020. That's like starting to kill living characters near the end and still making them playable when they edged us for years with others. Knowing very well they always introduce someone already dead or in a special condition/situation. They never properly "kill" someone like Bennett, but a Dainsleif because of his curse or a character born from a concept is a different matter. Magically forcing me to accept it when you didn't for years after sanitizing the others, isn't fair.

No one is making fun of the desperation for a character. If you're bothered by someone sharing fair and neutral information to clear up possible misinformation because "you like to ruin my hopes", your priorities need a reality check. We aren't "exploiting" anything. The reality is that there's zero to discuss except for mid content with few pulls or the elephant in the room. If Natlan was Capitano, Nod-Krai is Dottore, and that's on Hoyoverse for building him up so much with all that constant foreshadowing until this year because of Irminsul.

(And no, i won't crash out dw, it would prove you got nothing from this. If you want to blame something for this situation, blame the Capitano leaks in Natlan bro)
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Uncle Lunar Cock
It seems that some people have misunderstood what personal opinions are, if not the situation itself for a conversation based on implications and choices (btw we're more than one, ULC is not one person, that's why you see multiple opinions expressed here on…
forgot the easiest version: i don't hate him, i like his character and i just have a different expectation and interest, no crashout in any case, depending on what happens. So no need to spread a false "they don't like him" propaganda just because i don't share your same perspective about him (+ we're also mindful about what we post, if you assume something on a neutral/informative post it's on you bro, we don't pass off theories as leaks and we make sure to differentiate by letting you know. And ofc it's on you again if you treat a joke or a theory as a leak just because you hope to get what you want to hear).

(this time i gave attention to the cat)
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are we ready for 6.7 beta
Anonymous Poll
42%
yes
10%
no
48%
67
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Uncle Lunar Cock
are we ready for 6.7 beta
DAMN, '67' IS WINNING, HAHAHA.
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Uncle Lunar Cock
are we ready for 6.7 beta
yes it is sandrone what are we talking about in chat
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It's that time of the year again, a bunch of random "leakers" will pop out of nowhere for that sweet sweet bit of clout and spread a bunch of fake leaks so please fact check every leak you hear about snezhnaya before taking it at face value(y'all remember nod krai leaks)
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THAT WAS A JOKE
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Uncle Lunar Cock
THAT WAS A JOKE
I hope that all sides of your pillow will be warm
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(I didn't even see what was written)
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Uncle Lunar Cock
I hope that all sides of your pillow will be warm
Bikini Dainsleif for summer bro
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Forwarded from Team Lunar-Mew
About Sandrone

1.Flexible slot character; her E skill has a very short cooldown.

2.At E0, she can imitate a non-full-power Neuvillette with β€œinfinite Sourcewater Droplets.”

3.Has some exploration/movement ability, probably around the level of Arlecchino’s Charged Attack movement.

4.The earlier rumor that the trial team lacked Ineffa, Columbina, and Xilonen was misinformation.

5.C1 is designed to support/enhance C2 and C6.

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Lunar Kuroo
I'm back
Weren't you dead last time? You can't just un-die
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Also hi back
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Character Teaser - "Nicole: The Silenced Golden Strings" | GenshinImpact

Many, many years ago, the divine envoys fell from the heavens after receiving divine punishment, and as they fell, golden feathers drifted down upon the earth like the broken strings of an instrument.

Where would the fate of the world lead? The daughter blessed by the gods could speak no more, and she was left with nothing but a single, beating human heart in her chest.
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Uncle Lunar Cock
Where is Pulonia bruh
Rebuilt into a multicooker
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Uncle Zuke crazy theory rambling (do not argue this is just me throwing stuff at the wall after thinking abt this)

What if Dainsleif is the equivalent of Su or Anaxa in Genshin and in Kahnriah we meet another 12 people who will help us defeat the heavenly principles, whoever they may be. Think about it, we know Teyvat is going trough something similiar to Amphoreous, and its implied Kahnriah will be our final stop in Teyvat. The Kahnriah chapter is called "The Dream Yet to be Dreamed" and the speech he does is very much describes how the Chrysos Heirs felt about Amphoreous.
There's obvious the similiar names of Zandar and Zandik and their whole splitting themselves things.
There is just way too many similiarities
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