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is this the new "great to finally meet you yelan"
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lmfao almost everything bro
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I swear this guy does this for ragebait atp 😭😭
Who is believeing this dawg
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ts is so funny bro
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We've noticed a theory circulating about how Il Dottore lost his NPC name above his head, which supposedly means his possible playability is set in stone.

Just to be clear and neutral on the matter: this is by no means uncommon. His disableShowName was set to True in 6.3, and there are plenty of other similar cases such as 1 of the 6 Rana NPCs, Roland and La Signora. I understand the hype and hope surrounding a character, but headcanons and misinfo shouldn't be taken for granted because it would create false hope that would later be shattered, just like the "Avatar Model" belief, which is now used for humanoid NPCs as well.

Razor language: never take anything at face value unless the sky is blue. We don’t know their plans, and given how things have changed, it could happen again (or perhaps it already has).
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We've noticed a theory circulating about how Il Dottore lost his NPC name above his head, which supposedly means his possible playability is set in stone. Just to be clear and neutral on the matter: this is by no means uncommon. His disableShowName was set…
Razor language of the Razor language: this NPC name thing means nothing and it doesn't support his case because it's not increasing his situation as a playable character. Whether he is or not is another different matter, no one has said anything; it's just a clarification of something that's been going around needlessly.
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It seems that some people have misunderstood what personal opinions are, if not the situation itself for a conversation based on implications and choices (btw we're more than one, ULC is not one person, that's why you see multiple opinions expressed here on the same character) i pointed out. If you want to clear any misunderstanding without relying on others, read this. (And no, i won't crash out dw, it proves you got nothing from this)

You can love a character and still acknowledge they're a clown, like i do with Dainsleif. Being a "true fan" doesn't mean blind worship or getting offended when others don't share your obsession. There’s no reason to take offense in a perspective that simply differs from your own to the point of forcing storywriting patterns to others and for your headcanons just because it makes sense in your head. Not everything is about you, different perspectives exist, but objective facts shouldn't be ignored either. I like Dottore and i’d pull for him, but to make me personally accept this choice when they didn't for others after 6 years, i would need a masterpiece after being forced to get used to the same formula since 2020. That's like starting to kill living characters near the end and still making them playable when they edged us for years with others. Knowing very well they always introduce someone already dead or in a special condition/situation. They never properly "kill" someone like Bennett, but a Dainsleif because of his curse or a character born from a concept is a different matter. Magically forcing me to accept it when you didn't for years after sanitizing the others, isn't fair.

No one is making fun of the desperation for a character. If you're bothered by someone sharing fair and neutral information to clear up possible misinformation because "you like to ruin my hopes", your priorities need a reality check. We aren't "exploiting" anything. The reality is that there's zero to discuss except for mid content with few pulls or the elephant in the room. If Natlan was Capitano, Nod-Krai is Dottore, and that's on Hoyoverse for building him up so much with all that constant foreshadowing until this year because of Irminsul.

(And no, i won't crash out dw, it would prove you got nothing from this. If you want to blame something for this situation, blame the Capitano leaks in Natlan bro)
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It seems that some people have misunderstood what personal opinions are, if not the situation itself for a conversation based on implications and choices (btw we're more than one, ULC is not one person, that's why you see multiple opinions expressed here on…
forgot the easiest version: i don't hate him, i like his character and i just have a different expectation and interest, no crashout in any case, depending on what happens. So no need to spread a false "they don't like him" propaganda just because i don't share your same perspective about him (+ we're also mindful about what we post, if you assume something on a neutral/informative post it's on you bro, we don't pass off theories as leaks and we make sure to differentiate by letting you know. And ofc it's on you again if you treat a joke or a theory as a leak just because you hope to get what you want to hear).

(this time i gave attention to the cat)
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