Uncle Lunar Cock
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Forwarded from Stardust Leaks
Btw, we are looking for a Silver Palace CBT 1 tester as we need help with SDK http reqs, if there is someone pls dm us

@StardustLeaks
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We're looking for testers!
If you're part of the official beta testing server and/or part of any offline beta test for any of the following games:
- Genshin Impact.
- Zenless Zone Zero.
- Honkai: Star Rail.
- Honkai: Nexus Anima
And part of the first batch of testers aka group A, especially if you're in the Chinese beta , please hit us up through the channel DMs function or @UncleNiceCockDMs, anonymity and privacy are ensured
(Note: you need to ALREADY be a tester, NOT looking to become one)

Мы ищем тестеров!
Если вы являетесь участником официального сервера бета-тестирования и/или участником оффлайн-бета-тестирования любой из следующих игр:
- Genshin Impact.
- Zenless Zone Zero.
- Honkai: Star Rail.
- Honkai: Nexus Anima
и входите в первую партию тестеров, то есть группа A, особенно если вы участвуете в китайской бете, пожалуйста, свяжитесь с нами через функцию Личных Сообщений канала или @UncleNiceCockDMs, анонимность и конфиденциальность обеспечены.
(Примечание: вы должны УЖЕ быть тестером, а НЕ стремиться им стать)

我们正在寻找测试服玩家!对于下列游戏,如果你在官方的测试服务器上或参与了任何的线下测试:

- 原神,
- 绝区零,
- 崩坏:星穹铁道,
- 崩坏:因缘精灵,

并且于第一批测试,尤其是在国服测试的,请通过频道的私信功能或者 @UncleNiceCockDMS 联系我们,我们会确保你的匿名性和隐私安全(注:你必须已经成为测试玩家,而不是希望成为测试玩家)

Wir suchen Tester!
Wenn du Teil des offiziellen Beta-Testing-Servers bist und/oder an einem Offline-Betatest für eines der folgenden Spiele teilnimmst:

- Genshin Impact
- Zenless Zone Zero
- Honkai: Star Rail
- Honkai: Nexus Anima

Und zur ersten Testgruppe (Gruppe A) gehörst – insbesondere, wenn du im chinesischen Beta-Test dabei bist –, dann melde dich bitte per DM im Channel oder bei @UncleNiceCockDMs. Anonymität und Vertraulichkeit sind selbstverständlich garantiert.

(Hinweis: Du musst BEREITS Tester sein, wir suchen keine neuen Bewerber.)
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we cooking
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yall this planet's killing me
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dead channel
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cooked! wait tmr
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Uncle Lunar Cock
cooked! wait tmr
Wait is this vibe coded who uses emojis😭🙏
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I'm working on zzz dump...😭🙏
lek gi dumper
why am i doing this...
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cmon
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It had journeyed through countless worlds and endless distances, surveying every kind of terrain and gazing upon skies tinted in different colors.This might sound romantic, but in reality, the matter was closer to torture than adventure.It also once pictured a scene like this: Twins standing under the radiant night sky, their eyes shining as they watched the stars and the many moons above.But it immediately disconnected its idea association module. A sky with such colors only meant that the atmosphere was unfit for life. After witnessing such vistas hundreds of times, there was no longer any need to be moved by them.It did not wake the slumbering twin travelers. Instead, it carried the weight of an exile and a journey so long that numbers had lost their meaning.The fine details of the lithosphere, atmosphere, or biosphere ultimately mattered little.Reshaping terrain, adjusting the air, rebuilding an ecosystem, these were simple tasks for a pioneer vessel meant to bear the spark of civilization.A star's position, its distance, or its lifespan might pose a minor challenge, yet even those had solutions.The true difficulty lay in finding a world with potential. Without that, destruction would catch up all too soon.It was a trivial matter in the span of a long voyage.The planet they passed was never a destination, since its star had already entered its twilight.Its biosphere and atmosphere had been utterly destroyed. The surface held nothing but cooled masses of molten rock.A supernova had caused the devastation.For several weeks or months, intense heat and light had marked the star's final brilliance. After that, it had been reduced to a cold, dim dwarf.It ran a quick calculation on when the event had occurred...What a coincidence. The radiation trapped in the planet's crust indicated that the supernova had erupted the very year the twins were born.Naturally, the two events had nothing to do with each other.No one would ever celebrate their birth by burying an entire world with it. Such levels of extravagance and cruelty simply did not exist.Interstellar travel was dangerous, after all. A supernova five or six light-years away could damage the genetic vault, and perhaps the twins as well.It immediately modified the garments in the wardrobe, upgrading them with materials better suited for interstellar travel, and laid them over the stasis pods. The gesture might not amount to much, but it offered a quiet kind of comfort.Within their slumber, the twins were granted new refuge, and so, it continued its journey across countless lands and stones, numberless atmospheres and skies.
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