Literally me

Welcome foolish mortals!!! (Shill for the Lord and DF&Co.)



https://youtu.be/vNuVifA7DSU?si=PSbTLH_I4K8b2Qsy

It’s finally here…

*clown comes in from behind a red curtain and starts crooning into an old timey mic 🎙 *

“Witness a world of passion and chance

Gone for a day, then do death’s dance 💀

Who is the one who’s brave enough to fall

Into our hearts to answer the call

Do not be afraid of those who seem strange 🙃

For all that is lost is revealllllleeeeddddd

⏳”

*clown bows, retreats back behind closing curtain, lights fade*

Me walking to my parents’ room at 3am to tell them I shit the bed (I literally could’ve just gone to the bathroom but I was warm and cozy; now I am filled with regret 😢)

Sea frog

He is bamboozled

JUST IN - U.S. Embassy has directed all U.S. government employees and their family members in Israel, the West Bank, and Gaza to shelter in place until further notice amid expected attack by Iran.

@disclosetv

JUST IN - Air raid alerts across Israel. Iran has launched ballistic missiles, the Israeli military says.

@disclosetv

New:
https://stonetoss.com/comic/witch-hunt/

It’s finally here…