Julio Enciso shoots A LOT, has loads of take-ons, and really good aerial success for a relatively small player.

Very good fee too!

[Via Tom Coley]

Cole Palmer’s attempt to trademark his nickname “Cold Palmer” has hit a snag — French vineyard Château Palmer has formally opposed the application.

‼️ Bournemouth are interested in signing Chelsea defender Axel Disasi. Talks ongoing.

[Via Matt Law]

Instead of us to be on the Sporting Directors necks to buy quality players for the first team, we’re celebrating them making profits on the same average players they bought. How does the profit benefit the first team when they would use the profit to sign more average players to flip for profit?

Strasbourg has signed Enciso.

It is weird to frame that Blueco has signed him and anything regarding his future availability for Chelsea is just a guess at this time.

Maresca is even better than we all think. See the wonders he performed with the squad they gave him this last summer.

‼️ Chelsea were among the league’s poorer defenders of corners, recording the seventh-worst figure (3.89xG per 100 corners).

In attack, no team got a lower rate of shots away directly from corners than Chelsea’s 10 per cent. Part of this was down to them playing 29 per cent of their corners short.

[The Athletic]

Chelsea’s 2025/26 third kit… ✅

A young Garnacho in Chelsea gear...👀

Renato Veiga started 1 League game for us, we are set to make a £11m profit on him.

Noni Madueke had a solid 2.5 years at the club, but we were willing to let him go and sold him for a £21.5m profit.

Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall played 259 League minutes last season, proved to be useful in the Conference League, and we only made a £5m loss (potentially lessening to £3m or £2m).

Djorde Petrovic started for us for roughly half a season, got sent on loan, got sold for a £13m profit.

We still managed to get £26.2m for Joao Felix, a player we loaned out after only 6 months.

Rinse and repeat for unwanted players like Ugochukwu and Armando Broja...

The project was going to fall down if we couldn't shift unwanted players, but these owners have proved to be experts at maximising the value of them.

[Via Doug Critchley]

🚨 Bournemouth are in explorative talks with Chelsea for Axel Disasi over a potential loan move with an option to buy.

[Via Luca Bendoni]

My team to face West Ham. Thoughts? 🤔

FireSide

Internal Solution?

The idea with Colwill is to try and bypass the first defence pressing line with his deep passes.

So far we have not been able to find someone to do it perfectly and hope Tosin and Acheampong are perfect at it.

Another internal solution is to hope the Crazy Fofana is healthy.

Despite his antics, the man is seriously capable of breaking through the first line through adept ball carrying. This is even more effective as it forces the opponent to lunge into marking and tackles leaving holes elsewhere in the defensive shape. You then have Enzo dropping deep to spread the blind spots passes.

The question is whether he'd remain fit long enough. And Whether he can listen to Enzo instructions word to word regarding his recovery.

Buy average players
Sell the average players
Buy average players
Sell the same average players

£2bn spent and we still have glaring issues in the squad (No quality LW , LW cover or depth, Questionable GK, Defenders the Manager doesn’t trust. But i should be happy they sold Veiga for profit😂

It’s like buying multiple houses and selling them while’s the house you and your family sleep in has no toilet and kitchen. Misplaced priorities.

🚨🎙️| Journalist: Why Chelsea? Is it the best option for your career?

Dastan Satpaev: Honestly, I’m not sure if it’s the best option, but I think Chelsea knows how to work with young players. The club really invests in them. Even if it comes to a loan, they can find a good club for me. Of course, I’ll try to establish myself in the first team at Chelsea and become a leader there.

Lavia on Snapchat 🤣

🚨 Plan confirmed for both of Garnacho and Simons to go to Chelsea. The Garnacho deal is happening. For Simons, still some work to do, also waiting for Nkunku and Jackson to leave. Chelsea confident to make the Simons deal happen.

(Fabrizio Romano)

◇ Is it just me, or does it feel like the club might actually be slipping journalists a little something to hype up our unwanted players? Suddenly hearing that Jackson is ‘in demand’ feels a bit wild.

◇ Honestly, this window has me questioning how on earth we’re managing to offload some of these guys… but at the same time, it’s kind of a genius strategy.

🚨 Maresca hints at rotation between Pedro - Delap depending on the game plan :

“Joao probably in the small space gives us more than Liam. Liam probably gives us a bit more in terms of physicality and runs in behind. It depends on the game plan we have”

🚨 Maresca: “I’m very happy with Andrey and very happy with Andrey staying here with us. He can play in Enzo’s position for sure, he can play in Moi’s position for sure.”