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Just a blue chick trying to stay chill in a world that smells like hot sauce.
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WELCOME TO BEPPO’S ICEBOX REHAB 🧊🐣

Oh, hey. Now that you’ve slid into the freezer, I assume you’re here for the detox.

I’m Beppo. As you can see, I’m currently stuck on the treadmill contemplating my existence.
In this house, the mission is simple: Stay frosty. Avoid the spice.
I haven't smelled hot sauce for three whole hours now (new record).
Don't stare at the blue glowβ€”that’s just a birth defect from my mom’s blue mint chili obsession.

Two rules for the flock:

Don't you dare mention "Hot Wings" in the chat.

We sweat until the berserk energy leaves our tiny blue bodies.

As long as you don’t pull out a bottle of Sriracha, we’re good.
Deep breaths. Stare at the wall. Stay chill. πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈπŸ’¨

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