🇷🇺 Petri "Vili" Viljakainen
1977 - 2022

Petri was a finnish communist who, bored with life as a social leech in Finland, decided to travel to Luhansk in 2015 to join a far-left terrorist organisation, the Prizrak Brigade.
He didn't like fighting, being a coward he managed to find work in the rear, probably by pleasing his superior officers by giving them sexual favours, as is traditional in Russian military culture.
He enjoyed his life in Luhansk, surrounded by cheap alcohol, until March 2020 when, for unknown reasons, he began begging for money to travel back to Finland. It seems it was beginning of his realization of  how wrong his life choices had been, but it was too late. The Russians were not about to let their favourite ass leave so easily, so they stole his passport and prevented him from travelling.
He was killed near Severodonetsk in 2022, when he was finally forced to actually take part in the fighting. Rumour has it that he tried to run away and was killed by a Chechen unit stationed behind them. 🤡

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