Be William Banks

- born in the United States in the mid 1990s

- become a small underground comedian

- December 2023 travels to Connecticut

- steals five Israeli flags from private homes

- gets charged with minor theft

- launches a website selling merch using his arrest photo

- announces an eight month prison sentence online

- starts posting videos and photos from inside a jail cell

- rents an abandoned jail near Miami for a few hours

- posts a prison escape video

- over 20 million views

- public records prove the prison was fake

- launches MOSES token on Solana

- token pumps

- creator sells, price collapses

- launches second token BANKS

- same pattern

- says the goal was to take money from crypto traders

- claims around 50k dollars donated to Palestine groups

- starts a new story about being lost on an island

- gets a girlfriend

- travels to Argentina

- fights in a real boxing event

- loses by TKO in round two

Surely one of the strangest people in the history of the internet

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Ellis was 15 when he stole $24M in crypto through a SIM swap.

He spent it on watches, clubs, and escorts.

Then used his real name to cash out on Coinbase.

The FBI came.

He had no charges (underage)

Now he studies philosophy at NYU.

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JUST IN: Hacker breaches Chinese state-run supercomputer, steals bomb and missile renderings along with defense data, CNN reports

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