Cat vending machines would unironically make millions

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DEVELOPING: This pastor is facing backlash for telling his congregation to bring copies of tax returns so he can review them:

Pastor: "I’m gonna put a stop to some of y’all playing in my face during tithes and offerings"

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Submit by epicartworks

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Iran's Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi:

The claim that Iran was planning on attacking the U.S. or U.S. Forces, whether preventively or preemptively, is a sheer and utter lie.

The sole purpose of that lie is to justify Operation Epic Mistake, a misadventure engineered by Israel and paid for by ordinary Americans.

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The Pentagon spent $93 billion in September 2025, rushing to use its budget before the fiscal year ended, according to watchdog Open the Books.

Reported purchases under Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth included $98k for a Steinway piano, $5.3M in Apple devices, millions on crab, lobster, and steak, and $225M on furniture.

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He’d better get it done or else…

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MINES IN THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ COULD PARALYZE GLOBAL OIL

CNN says that Iran may have begun mining the Strait of Hormuz, one of the world’s most critical shipping corridors.

Naval mines are extremely effective because you don’t need many to shut down traffic, insurers and shipping companies simply refuse to risk sending tankers through.

Iran is believed to have thousands of naval mines and can deploy them quickly using small boats, submarines, or even disguised civilian vessels.

The real problem comes after: clearing mines is slow, dangerous work, and even after a war ends it could take weeks to reopen the strait, keeping global oil flows disrupted.

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Me: "can you use whatever resources you like, and python, to generate a short 'youtube poop' video and render it using ffmpeg ? can you put more of a personal spin on it? it should express what it's like to be a LLM"

claude opus 4.6:

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They're benchmarking us now

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Today I found out that if you put a gun emoji in a snapchat it’s gets forwarded to the FBI. This teacher had a student who bumped her laptop and caused her to accidentally delete the days lesson plan. She snap chatted to her boyfriend the joke “should or shoot him or nah”. Jailed

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lol Snapchat 100% compromised

It’s time

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ARGENTINA’S MILEI: I feel proud to be the most Zionist President in the world

CROWD ERUPTS IN APPLAUSE

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LOUD ISRAELI RAID WAKES BEIRUT’S SOUTHERN SUBURBS

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Best setup, lag? inexistent.

Comes with a pre-installed anti-goy beam.

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"Why does my game never lag"

"Why do I never lose any games"

"Why do I always hit perfect frame rates"

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