Two enormous deep-sea Oarfish — the elusive “doomsday fish” — have washed ashore in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, each measuring up to 30 feet. These rare ocean giants, normally found 3,000 feet deep, are almost never seen; experts say spotting two in the same location is nearly unprecedented in centuries.

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