Apu has been drafted

mi make pancakes for frens

Gm frens

Goybeams and discombobulaters. CIA and Mossad are testing prototypes and doing the manufacturing through a shell company called The Shape Store

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BREAKING: DUBAI MARINA IS IN COMPLETE CHAOS RIGHT NOW AFTER A DRONE HIT THE 23 MARINA TOWER

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IRANIANS REPORTEDLY LEAVING LEBANON

More than 150 Iranian nationals, including diplomats and their families, reportedly left Lebanon on Saturday, according to a Lebanese security source.

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BREAKING: Javier Milei's newly formed ICE unit has begun cleansing Argentina of thousands of criminals & terrorists

Every Western country needs ICE!

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JAPAN IS AMAZING:

A minister is 5 minutes late and has to take responsibility for her failure!

Kimi Onoda, Minister of Economic Security, arrived five minutes late to a meeting with the Prime Minister and immediately issued a public apology in a press briefing to the nation!

“Kimi explained that a traffic accident caused the delay and she was very sorry.”

Man, we need politicians like this too.

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Footage reportedly from Bahrain appears to show a U.S. HIMARS system launching tactical missiles toward Iran, likely the newer PrSM missiles (two launches from one vehicle)

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Transgender porn star arrested for allegedly stabbing man who wouldn't have sex - because of religion

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NEW - Trump signs and launches the "Shield of the Americas" coalition to combat cartels, narco-terrorism and related threats with leaders from the Western Hemisphere

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Israeli alert squad in Shlomi reportedly shooting down a Hezbollah drone themselves.

yediot news

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One of the world’s largest Buddhist academies, Larung Gar in Sichuan, with thousands of red-roofed residences

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Trump: “They say he is very militaristic. I am the one that ended eight wars.”

But, those 8 wars include the Israel-Iran war from 2025, which now … is not very ended?

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Trump on interpreters:

I had an interpreter recently that wasn't good, talking to a very strong person from a different part of the world.

And I could tell, even though I don't speak the language, I could tell the interpreter was not good.

When you go "uh, uh, uh" when I give a long-flowing, beautiful sentence, and in this case it was a woman, and she gave it in about one-fourth the time.

I said, "Well, their language may be efficient, but it's not that efficient."

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What happened to the 12-hour estimation?

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BREAKING - Days after Virginia Democrats were caught putting up billboards featuring Trump urging Republicans to back a plan that would wipe out four GOP seats, they have now been caught using misleading ballot language like “restore fairness” to trick voters into supporting it

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