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Trump: Hey Siri, tell me how many miles I ran today.

Siri: ok, sending missiles to Iran today.

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Khamenei went for a smoke…

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I guess it goes to show that we saw it coming years ago

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Israel just killed a ballistic missile in space.

That's the Arrow 3 system. Designed specifically for exo-atmospheric intercepts, hitting missiles outside the Earth's atmosphere before they reenter and become harder to stop.

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Don’t know what’s more insane here: the footage of the missile falling from the sky in Doha, Qatar, or the fact that the guy flips the camera around to get a reaction shot for the gram

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Ukrainian escort girl freaked out in Dubai because the missile and drone attack reminded her of Ukraine.

But she felt better after drinking alcohol.

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The missile knows where it is because it knows where the Ayatollah is

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Pictured: "International Law"

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https://youtu.be/cxFlrZFEVDU?

Amid reports of the death of Iran's supreme leader, his account on X posted a message: "In the name of the glorious Haidar, may peace be upon him".

Haidar is one of the names of Imam Ali ibn Abu Talib, the son-in-law of Prophet Muhammad.

Commentators believe that in Shia culture, this phrase could signify the continuation of struggle and resistance.

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You know how the US always gets waves of refugees after a war?

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Sic semper tyrannis

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