And you want me to give these clowns immortality lol

That can’t even set up a VPN

The Real MVP’s this weekend
lol TikTok ban and Inauguration

King Shit

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OFFWORLD Material

OFFWORLD MATERIAL

Solana DEX volume ATH

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Shaping up to be the wildest bull run ever

Just getting started

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Fake $BARRON that Shkreli has been hyping for the past hour

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Fake $BARRON does another 3x in minutes

State of web3

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👀 COIN ALERT:

Entry Cap: $37_825_793
Symbol: $BARRON
Name: Official Barron Meme
Announced: 1737339219
Signal-1: 0.189 ⚠️
Signal-2: 0.549 ❌
Liquidity: $1_164_847
Created: 58.3m ago
Refreshed: 22.0s ago
Address: ECY31gWwxy4s2VnMkYhmqDkrV75KrwR2yTtsnrnSpump
From: 🌱New Launches
Links: Dexscreener | Twitter Search | Pumpfun

⚠️WARN: Copycat token - This token is using a verified tokens symbol
⚠️WARN: Low amount of LP Providers - Only a few users are providing liquidity


Current Thresholds:

Min Liquidity: ✅ $75.9k ($1.2M)
Min Signal-1: ✅ 0.090 (0.189)
Min Signal-2: ❌ 1.500 (0.549)
Min Cap: ✅ $1.2M ($37.8M)
Min Age: ✅ 30.0m (58.4m)
Max Age: ✅ 4.0d (58.4m)

Note: Currently alerting on interesting signal thresholds. Not currently alerting based on what are likely good buys.


Note: Experimental, still testing. Do not share.

Signal-2 for $BARRON (ECY31gWwxy4s2VnMkYhmqDkrV75KrwR2yTtsnrnSpump) = 4.251, bottom 10% = 0.549

Welcome to the retarded times

(Fake $BARRON)

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Bam,

Shkreli curse strikes again

Fake $BARRON

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Wait, was the fake rugpull $BARRON shilled by Shkreli literally made by Shkreli?

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Japan may raise interest rates next week, which may cause market turmoil

Getting wild

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