Ok apparently it’s true,

So, $FLOOF, a memecoin by one of the most famous petfluencers on tiktok, with 19 million followers launched ~10 hours ago,

$FLOOF then pumped hard within a matter of hours to ~$20M

= ~50x up from the pumpfun deployment price

But then, another ferret coin, $LUCAS, appeared

Completely normal for derivative coins to appear whenever there’s a big success, but $LUCAS was a little different

$LUCAS’s dexscreener info linked to an old reddit post accusing the $FLOOF owner of starving a previous ferret, Lucas, to death, among other animal abuse

— And AFAIK looks like it’s basically BS, as are most things on reddit

But this was more than enough for the $LUCAS holders, who then took to the internet, fudding $FLOOF posts with “JUSTICE FOR LUCAS”

The ensuing panic then quickly crashed $FLOOF from ~$22M to $800k

= 97% loss within a matter of minutes

So that’s it?

NO

Most surprising part IMO is that, after everyone figured out the panic was BS… the coin shot way back up,

with $FLOOF over $10M as of this writing

= up 12x from the bottom it was at, and rapidly nearing it’s previous high

What’s more, is that that extreme dump may have jeeted the jeets… leaving far more diamond-handed holders than before.

Web3 is wild

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