The type of messages that would be written inside of a porta john

ᴡᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴅᴍ ʏᴏᴜ. ᴛʜᴇʏ'ʀᴇ sᴄᴀᴍᴍᴇʀs!