What’s the most hideous thing that ever came into existence by your cooking? ——— Nothing really that I can remember (I don't cook often), unless you count that time I burned something. All the water in the pot boiled out. I don't remember what it was, probably pasta or some kind of rice. My dad commanded that I never leave the stove while I'm cooking, but he does that all the time and sometimes burns shit himself. Sigh.