you have your own genuine rare 1/200 untouched morty… hes fresh out the box with the certificate and everything…. wyd? ——— WITH THE CERTIFICATE.... it would be tempting to try and resell him but since hes unboxed id be uncouth not to go ahead and indulge im playing the long game. most ppl would start right into the fucktoy angle, and thats good and fine. me? im establishing security. im making him drop his guard. im feeding him four meals a day and rubbing his tummy to sleep. two months go by before i touch him proper. that way hes nice and plump, and goes along with it, its just me id never hurt him. comfy enough that hes super soaking yknow? and then i just do what i do best : Spoil Em