What is so fascinating about women's legs? Why do arms not trigger the same interest? Or noses? Explain that magic? ——— Hm, I can't really speak to this because my interest is more, shall we say, holistic - just love me, I will overlook your little Vienna sausage legs 😭 hey speaking of that, do they have Vienna sausages in Europe, is that something we made up in the US? Are they called something else in Vienna? These are the pressing questions I come up with at 2 AM