Garf, if an apple fell on newtons head leading him to discover laws of the world, then what the hell made us discover that drinking milk was yummy. Who tf pasteurized it and was like damn this shit good. THEN someone goes lemme put it with my bland ass cereal grains endorsed by mr. Kellogg, #1 enemy if masturbation. What the hell kinna people decided this shit was normal. At least we have cotton candy icecream now, you know, icecream flavored after fluffy flavored sugar. Wait... WHO THE HELL MADE COTTON CANDY??😭😭😭 thank you for your time ——— it's crazy how many things are like impossible to understand how they were ever invented. like electronics are obviously like Huh but even like the first mf to juice an apple. like what the fuck does that even mean if you dont know what juice is. or who decided that stepping on grapes and then leaving the juice out to ferment would make delicious slop that makes your brain feel funny