**Syphilis** (melody Yesterday) It just started with a simple kiss Now it even hurts to take a piss Oh how did I get syphilis. Leprosy I'm not half the man I used to be Now my fingertips are leaving me Oh I believe I've leprosy. Why her box was sick I don't know, she would not say Now my dripping dick won't get hard, like yesterday.. ay.. ay.. ay Yesterday My cock was always coming out to play Now it needs two weeks to hide away Oh I believe in yesterday, I believe in yesterday.