And me.

n'shit

Def: a number of unspecified additional persons or things; an informal form of "etcetera".

Cos animals are much smarter.

com-mu-nism /ˈkämyəˌnizəm/, noun

Def: a political theory, advocating class war and leading to a society in which all property is publicly owned and each person works and is paid according to their abilities and needs.

bas·tard /ˈbastərd/, noun

Def: an unpleasant or despicable person.

Example: All Cops Are Bastards (A.C.A.B.).

Government Shutdown

Def: This occurs when Congress cannot resolve budget disagreements for the upcoming fiscal year and stops all but essential federal services. It affects a large number of federal employees, not including military personnel and necessary staff. The shutdown continues until the government is able to negotiate a new budget bill.

ig·no·rance /ˈiɡnərəns/, noun

Def: lack of knowledge or information.

Happy Crusade!

cru·sade / kro͞oˈsād /

1. noun. a medieval military expedition, one of a series made by Europeans to recover the Holy Land from the Muslims in the 11th, 12th, and 13th centuries.

2. verb. lead or take part in an energetic and organized campaign concerning a social, political, or religious issue.

groin / ɡroin /, noun

Def: the area between the abdomen and the thigh on either side of the body.

"Lettuce doesn't kill, a bad guy with lettuce kills. What we need are good guys with lettuce to take out the bad guys with lettuce before they can kill us with their lettuce."

con·​vince \kən-ˈvin(t)s\

Def: to bring (as by argument) to belief, consent, or a course of action.

tum·​ble \ˈtəm-bəl\, verb

Def: to fall suddenly and helplessly.