rape \rāp\ noun

Def: the crime, typically committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with the offender against their will.

pot

Def: a term for mariujana of any sort.

Russian English.

I know

Happy Valentines Day!

Billionaires are the problem, not the solution.

True story about me.

It’s never too late to tell your boss 'Fuck you!'

Enemies of the people.

White people are always annoyed that only black people can say the n-word, but white people have some phrases only they can say too.

Things like “Hi Dad!” and “Thanks for the warning, officer.”

My favorite story of the year: “Mexican’s are stealing Trump’s Wall”.

fool, \fo͞ol\

a person who acts unwisely or imprudently; a silly person.

...and lovely ass-model

unattractive, \ənəˈtraktiv\

not pleasing or appealing to look at.

My hero.

The last NYC news.

Oh science, thou art a heartless bitch.

When I was younger, older people always said in a condescending voice that my views would get more conservative over time but I’ve literally watched myself & a lot of other people my age go from “affordable healthcare would be nice” to “we should eat the rich”.

True story.