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me: oh no, i'm late for work

i trip on the curb and fall. my briefcase explodes open. kobolds with little ties fly out in every direction

me: OH NO, my accountants. catch them before they crunch your numbers

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a kobold climbing on the ceiling releases their grip and falls directly into your lap

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kobold: i am the slayer of kings and gods
dragon: lets get you to bed sweetie

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‼️VIRTUAL SIN FORGIVENESS‼️⛪️

This Video FORGIVES All Sins

**You may now enter the kingdom of heaven**

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