py3

from datetime import datetime as dt
print('go to bed' if dt.now().hour+1>22 else 'keep programmimg')

keep programmimg

py3

print('lonami'[bool(not 'This sentence is False')+bool(not 'This sentence is False'):((bool('This sentence is False')+bool('This sentence is False'))*(bool('This sentence is False')+bool('This sentence is False')))*(bool(not '')+bool(not ''))])

lonami

py3

X, Y, Z, V = 'ot groups', 'ot group', None, 'offtopic'
print('yo dawg, I herd you like {}, so I put an {} in your {} so you can {} while you {}'.format(X, X if not Y else Y, (X if not Y else Y) if not Z else Z, X if not V else V, X if not V else V))

yo dawg, I herd you like ot groups, so I put an ot group in your ot group so you can offtopic while you offtopic

py3

print(*(chr(i) for i in (103,111,32,116,111,32,98,101,100)),sep='')

go to bed

py3

import random as r
o=[['chair','lawnmower'],['balcony','bridge'],['lava','antimatter']]

print('you need a slap in the face, with a {}, off of a high {}, into a pool of {}'.format(*map(r.choice, o)))

you need a slap in the face, with a chair, off of a high balcony, into a pool of lava

py3

print('Flipping coin...', '*fwoop fwoop*', '*ding ching ching ing*', "it's {}".format(__import__('random').choice(['heads.','tails.'])), sep='\n')

Flipping coin...
*fwoop fwoop*
*ding ching ching ing*
it's heads.

py3

[print(i,'sheep 🐑\n') for i in range(1,6)]

1 sheep 🐑

2 sheep 🐑

3 sheep 🐑

4 sheep 🐑

5 sheep 🐑

py3

X, Y, Z, V = 'burgers', 'burger', None, 'burger'
print('yo dawg, I herd you like {}, so I put a {} in your {} so you can {} while you {}'.format(X, X if not Y else Y, (X if not Y else Y) if not Z else Z, X if not V else V, X if not V else V))

yo dawg, I herd you like burgers, so I put a burger in your burger so you can burger while you burger

py3

q,r,L=abs,print,' ℒ'
class LonamiPity:
 def __init__(s,b):s.b=b;
 def withdraw(s,a):return'No withdrawals!';
 def deposit(s,a):a=q(a);s.b+=a;return'Deposited:'+L,a;
 def bal(s):return'Balance:'+L,s.b;
p=LonamiPity(20);r(p.withdraw(10));r(*p.deposit(25));r(*p.bal());

No withdrawals!
Deposited: ℒ 25
Balance: ℒ 45

py3

q,r,L,N=abs,print,' ℒ','\n'
class LonPity:
 def __init__(s,b):s.b=b
 def w(s,a):return'Cant withdraw',L,a,'!',N
 def d(s,a):a=q(a);s.b+=a;return'Deposited:'+L,a,N
 def c(s):return'Balance:'+L,s.b,N
p=LonPity(100);r(*(*p.c(),*p.w(40),*p.d(25),*p.c()),sep='')

Balance: ℒ100
Cant withdraw ℒ40!
Deposited: ℒ25
Balance: ℒ125

py3

q,r,L,N=abs,print,' ℒ','\n'
class LP:
 def __init__(s,b):s.b=b;r('LonaPity')
 def w(s,a):return"Can't w/d",L,a,'!',N
 def d(s,a):a=q(a);s.b+=a;return'Deposited:'+L,a,N
 def c(s):return'Balance:'+L,s.b,N
p=LP(100);r(*(*p.c(),*p.w(40),*p.d(25),*p.c()),sep='')

LonaPity
Balance: ℒ100
Can't w/d ℒ40!
Deposited: ℒ25
Balance: ℒ125

py3

e_dict={"🖨":"print"}

emojithon="🖨('hello world')"

decoded=''.join([(x if x not in e_dict else e_dict[x]) for x in emojithon])

eval(decoded)

hello world

py3

awberry = "🍓"

print(str(awberry))

🍓

py3

emojis='❤️ 🧡 💛 💚 💙 💜'

print(''.join(__import__('random').choice([x[0] for x in emojis.split(' ')]) for _ in range(60)))

💙💜❤💛💛💚❤💙💜🧡💙💛💜🧡💙💙🧡❤❤💛❤💙💙❤💛💛💜💙❤💙💙💛💚💚💜🧡💜💚❤💜❤💜💛💛💜💙💙💙💚💜💛🧡💙💛💛💚❤🧡💙💙

py3

code="def main():\n  print(gethi())\ndef gethi():\n  return'hi'\nif __name__=='__main__':main()"
exec(code)

hi

py3

import keyword as k
w=k.kwlist+['print','\"','\'','(',')',':','=']
e='❎🚫☑⚫🔜✳💔🏫▶📘⛔🙃🙄😱😅⏭⏫🌐🤔🚢⏬↔♌👽❌➕💨🙋🔙❓🔃🔀🔺🖨‼❗↪↩↕➰'
d,i={},0
for j in e:
 d[j]=w[i];i+=1
print(d)

{'🙃': 'elif', '⏬': 'in', '➕': 'or', '▶': 'continue', '↔': 'is', '🏫': 'class', '⏫': 'from', '♌': 'lambda', '💔': 'break', '🙄': 'else', '❓': 'try', '☑': 'True', '🌐': 'global', '🔀': 'with', '🔜': 'as', '⛔': 'del', '❌': 'not', '🚫': 'None', '↪': '(', '⚫': 'and', '❗': "'", '🖨': 'print', '🔺': 'yield', '↩': ')', '📘': 'def', '➰': '=', '🔃': 'while', '⏭': 'for', '😅': 'finally', '✳': 'assert', '❎': 'False', '🚢': 'import', '🙋': 'raise', '👽': 'nonlocal', '💨': 'pass', '😱': 'except', '‼': '"', '🤔': 'if', '↕': ':', '🔙': 'return'}