i may have to prepare a pitch deck and impress the tech bros

sell my soul
sell myself
sell my company

and for my next trick (which would be a generational plot twist), ledgerly would acquire totals and lay off solo codes and his crew

next obsession will be understanding the entire concept of valuation and merger pricing...

so the yacht should be white, right?

me using ledgerly-droid to demo in front of the camera would definitely give the mcdonald's ceo impression

the ceo calls their burger a product

shut up, naval

it's time to let naval know that i'm standing on business

america starting wars here and there, as if it has no stock market that could be affected

stop the war for a healthy capitalism since y'all don't mind about casualties

my unrealized loss could be a decent salary ngl 😭😭

if our high school had a reunion, my classmates would be mad that they didn't invest in me back in the day (romantically or even financially)

message to sanyi’s classmates

invest on him now
son will go places

will i ever get hired at a faang before software engineering as a career becomes obsolete?

get ready with me while i manifest faang without trying a single leetcode problem 💅✨

what would you do for a living if coding ever got solved and the clankers managed to do it by themselves?

i will prepare a poll and you'll vote on it and retract your vote and change your answer if the other option becomes relevant

i may have to ghost someone and i do not like the feeling

dating apps and why they are not bad

- back when i was in uni, it was tough for me to find matches because the age group i could select was smaller than it is now. now that i am an unc, i can date like leonardo decaprio. and also i didn't have game back in the day

- last couple of years, it was a bit easier to get matches (esp on bumble)

- the problem with bumble is that the women have to initiate messages after matching and boy… their pickup line is weaker than my dating budget. they say hi or hey and you go through with it. we the men should consider being hard to get ngl…

- tinder in ethiopia is low quality because the people put religious pics and motivational quotes as their pictures. i want to match with you, sister. i matched with jesus at the church already back when i got baptized

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