I remember when I had my first heartbreak. I woke my aunt's 4-month-old baby and explained to her, and she cried too 😰 😨 😭

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never date a girl who cant respect your wife 😅
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When we were in boarding school, I used to sit near the window facing the kitchen. Then I saw one chef putting some salt in a pot of beans. Later on another came with salt again and he wanted to add to the same pot. I forgot that I was in class and I shouted. "Salt is already added!" 😄😬

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🫀 : text her
🧠 : DON'T text her

Me : babe🥺
Her : sho

🧠 : i told you🤣

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boys My car ran out of fuel and I had no cash with me, so I sold my car and bought fuel...

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I am selling my son, interested people, DM!

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True asf 😂
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