Salon always has hair on the floor 🙄 garage always has oil on the floor 🤔

Bank what's your problem 🥺?
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I ready to marry even Xavier's daughter
😄😂😂
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ME: Dad I’m going to a party

DAD: Will you be drinking?

ME: No

DAD: Will you be smoking?

ME: No

DAD: Will you be flirting with girls?

ME: No dad.

DAD: Then why the hell are you going?
🧐

🙄 🙄🙄
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Just another healthy conversation of me and my Girlfriend 🙄😜

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Hit like if you get it 💀
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Take her off her meds and now you'll date 4 girls 😄😄
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MOM: I read through your homework exercise but I guess you failed question 5.

BOY: Which question mom?

HER: What comes after X ?

BOY: Y

HER: Then why have you written VIDEOS ??

BOY: 🙆🏾‍♂️

MOM: Why???

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Congratulations brother 😍
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Power of money 😍
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Then why are you still not hot after wearing black 🤔? Any lawyer say something Thank u!

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Xavier where did u come from 😅😅
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I thought the cobras were learning phyton 😅
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finally first time in the history
xavier did a serious comment 😏

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Today I went to the toilet without my phone,.... there are 175 tiles in our bathroom 🚽

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Xavier is a modern Einstein !
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