Yesterday, I went to a restaurant. It was full. No place to sit. So I took out my mobile, place it to my ear and said loudly, "Bro come faster. She's here with someone else. Six couples run away 🥸💀

💀💀💀 tf generation
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Xavier uncle got no chill😐
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Honestly, I'm not happy this morning I was setting a voice password on my phone. A dog barked in front of me and It ran away. Now I'm looking for the dog to unlock my phone I can’t even see this meme.

So Bad😔😔😔
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Gym was the name of the restaurant 💀

Jfool 💀💀💀
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Salon always has hair on the floor 🙄 garage always has oil on the floor 🤔

Bank what's your problem 🥺?
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No caption 🤔
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I ready to marry even Xavier's daughter
😄😂😂
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ME: Dad I’m going to a party

DAD: Will you be drinking?

ME: No

DAD: Will you be smoking?

ME: No

DAD: Will you be flirting with girls?

ME: No dad.

DAD: Then why the hell are you going?
🧐

🙄 🙄🙄
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Just another healthy conversation of me and my Girlfriend 🙄😜

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Hit like if you get it 💀
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Take her off her meds and now you'll date 4 girls 😄😄
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MOM: I read through your homework exercise but I guess you failed question 5.

BOY: Which question mom?

HER: What comes after X ?

BOY: Y

HER: Then why have you written VIDEOS ??

BOY: 🙆🏾‍♂️

MOM: Why???

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Congratulations brother 😍
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