Dad: Typing
Dad: Typing
Dad: Typing

*After 6mins*

Dad: Ok

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Forever alone 😭😭😭
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Dirty minders where are u 😭😭😭
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1. I have a dig bick
2. You that read wrong
3. You read that wrong too
4. You checked
5. You smiled
7. You are wandering why you are still reading this
8. You saw that mistake, right?
(On 7)
10. But did you see that I skipped 6?
10. You checked
11. And saw you that I doubled 10 and skipped 9
12. I said "saw you" not you saw
13. I also skipped 2
14. You got tricked
15. I'm just wasting your time now

✉️ @xavierzone 😂😄

When a sh0rt person says “nice hair” to you...

Quickly check your zip 🙄

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Um confused fam🤔
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I saw a science student crying,

I moved closer to him. And asked "What's the matter?" He replied "Matter is anything that has mass and occupies space."

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Can you tell? 🙄
✉️ @xavierzone 😂😄

Two things I don't post on social media:

1. M0ney

2. My partner

It's not because I'm matured, it's because I don't have both.

✉️ @xavierzone 😂😄