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*I found this very funny but educative and didactic!!!*
*BE HONEST ALWAYS!!!*
*A Woman Walks Into A Butchery Shop Just Before Closing Time and Asks, "Do You Still Have Chicken?"*
*The Butcher Opens His Deep Freezer, Takes Out His Only Chicken Left and Puts It On The weighing Scale, And It Weighs 1.5 kg.*
*The Woman Looks At The Chicken and At The Scale And Asked, "Do You Have One That's a Bit Bigger Than This One?"*
*The Butcher Puts His Only Chicken Back Into The Freezer, and Then Takes It Out Again, But This Time When He Puts It On The Scale; He Then Craftily Keeps His Thumb on The Scale Pan. And The Scale Now Shows 2 kg*
*"That's Wonderful," Said The Woman. "I'll Take Both Of Them, Please!"*
*In a Situation Like This, You Realize at Once That Your Integrity and Your Reputation are Firmly on The Line. Your Wisdom Becomes Foolishness and Your Cunning Becomes Stupidity.*
*Until Now The Butcher Has His Head Inside The Big Deep Feezer Looking For The First Chicken πππ π€£*
*Remember:*
*Always Tell The Truth and You Will Be Free!!!
A Good Name Is Better Than Riches
Live To Express Yourself and Not To Impress Others
SIMPLICITY
@xavierzone
*BE HONEST ALWAYS!!!*
*A Woman Walks Into A Butchery Shop Just Before Closing Time and Asks, "Do You Still Have Chicken?"*
*The Butcher Opens His Deep Freezer, Takes Out His Only Chicken Left and Puts It On The weighing Scale, And It Weighs 1.5 kg.*
*The Woman Looks At The Chicken and At The Scale And Asked, "Do You Have One That's a Bit Bigger Than This One?"*
*The Butcher Puts His Only Chicken Back Into The Freezer, and Then Takes It Out Again, But This Time When He Puts It On The Scale; He Then Craftily Keeps His Thumb on The Scale Pan. And The Scale Now Shows 2 kg*
*"That's Wonderful," Said The Woman. "I'll Take Both Of Them, Please!"*
*In a Situation Like This, You Realize at Once That Your Integrity and Your Reputation are Firmly on The Line. Your Wisdom Becomes Foolishness and Your Cunning Becomes Stupidity.*
*Until Now The Butcher Has His Head Inside The Big Deep Feezer Looking For The First Chicken πππ π€£*
*Remember:*
*Always Tell The Truth and You Will Be Free!!!
A Good Name Is Better Than Riches
Live To Express Yourself and Not To Impress Others
SIMPLICITY
@xavierzone
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