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Someone was asked why girls always say they will or they are thinking about it...
And he said girl dont walk around with their brains ..
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I want to contest for the Admin of this group in the upcoming Election 2024
My 3 Points Agenda
1) I promise to bring Electricity into the group so that our phones won't be off due to Low Battery.
2a) I will be sending 1k Airtime to each and every member of this group, to make you guys stay online steady.
2b) special A.C. for your mobile phones so you can type smoothly and No crash
3) Promise to build a School 🏫 in the group, for those that can only post stickers and cannot write correct English 😃🏃🏃🏃
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*I found this very funny but educative and didactic!!!*
*BE HONEST ALWAYS!!!*
*A Woman Walks Into A Butchery Shop Just Before Closing Time and Asks, "Do You Still Have Chicken?"*
*The Butcher Opens His Deep Freezer, Takes Out His Only Chicken Left and Puts It On The weighing Scale, And It Weighs 1.5 kg.*
*The Woman Looks At The Chicken and At The Scale And Asked, "Do You Have One That's a Bit Bigger Than This One?"*
*The Butcher Puts His Only Chicken Back Into The Freezer, and Then Takes It Out Again, But This Time When He Puts It On The Scale; He Then Craftily Keeps His Thumb on The Scale Pan. And The Scale Now Shows 2 kg*
*"That's Wonderful," Said The Woman. "I'll Take Both Of Them, Please!"*
*In a Situation Like This, You Realize at Once That Your Integrity and Your Reputation are Firmly on The Line. Your Wisdom Becomes Foolishness and Your Cunning Becomes Stupidity.*
*Until Now The Butcher Has His Head Inside The Big Deep Feezer Looking For The First Chicken 🐓😂😅🤣*
*Remember:*
*Always Tell The Truth and You Will Be Free!!!
A Good Name Is Better Than Riches
Live To Express Yourself and Not To Impress Others
SIMPLICITY
@xavierzone
*BE HONEST ALWAYS!!!*
*A Woman Walks Into A Butchery Shop Just Before Closing Time and Asks, "Do You Still Have Chicken?"*
*The Butcher Opens His Deep Freezer, Takes Out His Only Chicken Left and Puts It On The weighing Scale, And It Weighs 1.5 kg.*
*The Woman Looks At The Chicken and At The Scale And Asked, "Do You Have One That's a Bit Bigger Than This One?"*
*The Butcher Puts His Only Chicken Back Into The Freezer, and Then Takes It Out Again, But This Time When He Puts It On The Scale; He Then Craftily Keeps His Thumb on The Scale Pan. And The Scale Now Shows 2 kg*
*"That's Wonderful," Said The Woman. "I'll Take Both Of Them, Please!"*
*In a Situation Like This, You Realize at Once That Your Integrity and Your Reputation are Firmly on The Line. Your Wisdom Becomes Foolishness and Your Cunning Becomes Stupidity.*
*Until Now The Butcher Has His Head Inside The Big Deep Feezer Looking For The First Chicken 🐓😂😅🤣*
*Remember:*
*Always Tell The Truth and You Will Be Free!!!
A Good Name Is Better Than Riches
Live To Express Yourself and Not To Impress Others
SIMPLICITY
@xavierzone
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