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Our ancient meme legend said :
Laughter is the best medicine๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ but if u laugh without a reason, u need medicine ๐Ÿ˜ณ
So I bring you a reason to laugh ๐Ÿคฃ

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Ah Nana๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ @xavierzone
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Xavier on valentine's day ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ @xavierzone
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Have you been throwing away your egg shells? If yes, don't do it again. Put them in a bowl and soak them overnight. Allow them to soak enough water so that they can be easily blended. Blend your egg shells to be very smooth.Add a little baking powder and corn flour to your already blended shells and stir evenly. Pour it in an air tight container, refrigerate for 24hrs, bring it out and throw it away.

What were you expecting from the eggs you finished eating without giving me. "

@xavierzone
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True ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ @xavierzone
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Girls ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ @xavierzone
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Oo yes๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ @xavierzone
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After church , newcomers were called to the front of the church so they could introduce themselves.
A young girl held the microphone and said....
"My name Is Marilyn . I came to spend the weekend with my boyfriend (pointing to an elder of the church)...
And I decided to worship with u today! !๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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ah๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ @xavierzone
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DAD: Jessica I noticed you now call me Dad these days instead of Papa.
JESSICA: Yes Dad, calling you Papa spoils my lipstick.
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@xavierzone ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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So true ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ @xavierzone
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Savage man ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ @xavierzone
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Yes๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ @xavierzone
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Dating someone for four years without any sign of marriage is not a relationship ,,it's now a course ,,you are now studying a degree in Relationship management and analysis ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Boys ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ @xavierzone
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Simple ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ @xavierzone
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Simple ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ @xavierzone
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Even if God decides to call us to heaven by phone, some girls will be like "how do you get my number" ๐Ÿ˜‚

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To those girls who feel too big to reply messages, a time will come and you will be desperate for a husband. Thatโ€™s when a man will ask you โ€œhow are you doing?โ€ And you will reply โ€œYES I DO ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚
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Is that book?๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ @xavierzone
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*My cousin stole 10k from his Dad & gave me 2k to keep quiet. When I was about leaving, I heard my Uncle telling his wife that someone stole the 10k he wanted to give me. And you expect me to keep my mouth shut?* ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Xavier ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ @xavierzone
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