Call a lady๐ธ``BABY"& she will become happy but tell her that she is behaving lyk a child she will become angry๐ ๐ฌ...is baby not a child??๐คท๐ฝโโ๏ธ๐๐น๐๐๐ถ
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In one room๐ก 5 friends use to live.
1. Mad๐
2. Fool๐ค
3. Brain๐
4. No one๐ต
5. Someone๐ฒ
One day Someone๐ตkilled No one๐ฒ.
At that time Brain๐ was in the toilet๐ฝ.
Mad๐calledโthe police๐ฎ๐ป.
Mad๐: Hello Police?๐ฎ๐ป, No one๐ตkilled๐กSomeone๐ฒ.
Police๐ฎ๐ป: Oh hello! Are you mad?
Mad๐: Yes! I am Mad.
Police๐ฎ๐ป: Dont you have a Brain๐?
Mad๐: Yes! Brain๐ is in the bathroom๐ฝ.
Police๐ฎ๐ป: You Fool!๐ฑ
Mad๐: No! I am Mad๐. Fool๐ฑ is reading this message๐.
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1. Mad๐
2. Fool๐ค
3. Brain๐
4. No one๐ต
5. Someone๐ฒ
One day Someone๐ตkilled No one๐ฒ.
At that time Brain๐ was in the toilet๐ฝ.
Mad๐calledโthe police๐ฎ๐ป.
Mad๐: Hello Police?๐ฎ๐ป, No one๐ตkilled๐กSomeone๐ฒ.
Police๐ฎ๐ป: Oh hello! Are you mad?
Mad๐: Yes! I am Mad.
Police๐ฎ๐ป: Dont you have a Brain๐?
Mad๐: Yes! Brain๐ is in the bathroom๐ฝ.
Police๐ฎ๐ป: You Fool!๐ฑ
Mad๐: No! I am Mad๐. Fool๐ฑ is reading this message๐.
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Ask your girlfriend to visit you now, she will ask for transportation. But let someone inform her that you have another lady in your room, she can even hire a helicopter and come.
Fear ladies cos they are unpredictable.
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@xavierzone
Fear ladies cos they are unpredictable.
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When girls take picture without makeups, they caption it" MY SICK FACE THO..๐ค๐๐๐
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A mad man was standing on top of a Storey building and urinating so when he saw someone coming he stop urinating and the person asked him why have you stop Urinating, the mad man replied, u think I'm a fool Want to hold my urine and pull me down ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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