Guy: Can I buy you a drink?
Girl: Sorry, but alcohol is bad for my legs.
Guy: Do they swell?
Girl: No. They spread.
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Girl: Sorry, but alcohol is bad for my legs.
Guy: Do they swell?
Girl: No. They spread.
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The reason why short people argue a lot is because they can't see the point
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These Armed Robbers after robbing me today in my house,they still asked me to TWERK for them to see I'm not angry...
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There's nothing more painful than getting "blocked" by the person you are planning to "block"
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