*Behind every successful man there's a woman.. Do you know why??
Because women don't follow unsuccessful men*ππ
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Because women don't follow unsuccessful men*ππ
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I visited my teacher and he asked me to polish his shoes. I went to the living room and saw his two daughters relaxing. I told them their dad want me to have sex with them. They wanted proof so I shouted; Sir, both of them? He said yes.π€ͺ
That's how I completed High school
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That's how I completed High school
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Guy: Can I buy you a drink?
Girl: Sorry, but alcohol is bad for my legs.
Guy: Do they swell?
Girl: No. They spread.
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Girl: Sorry, but alcohol is bad for my legs.
Guy: Do they swell?
Girl: No. They spread.
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The reason why short people argue a lot is because they can't see the point
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These Armed Robbers after robbing me today in my house,they still asked me to TWERK for them to see I'm not angry...
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