*Study shows having sex once a week increases your life span by 3 years. By my calculations, some of you are already immortals* ππ
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A student stole school jersey from Boarding school to the house. He was in the school one Saturday and saw his father well dressed in the Jersey attending PTA meeting.
What would be your reaction if you were the student?π
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What would be your reaction if you were the student?π
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She asked for my phone to use the calculator.
Then after 3minutes she asked
"so who is Joy?"
I told her it's the square root of 14.
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Then after 3minutes she asked
"so who is Joy?"
I told her it's the square root of 14.
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*Being ugly is bad, people will just look at ur face and conclude u are wicked*π’ππ
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*Some men can take risk ooo... How can you approach a lady one week to Christmas?πππ
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*Gossip is the only reason why they don't play musicπ»π» in female Saloonπ₯±._*
Ladies..... Can I sitποΈ
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Ladies..... Can I sitποΈ
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*If we wake up tomorrow and find out that the government has sold us to China. Please be calling me shun li*
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