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A 90 year old man, who married an 18 year old young girl, went to see a doctor:OLD MAN: My 18 year wife is pregnant, your opinion doctor?DOCTOR: OK. Let me tell you a story. A hunter in a hurry, grabs an umbrella instead of a gun. He moves into the jungle, sees a lion, lifts the umbrella, pulls the handle & BANG! The lion drops dead!OLD MAN: That's impossible, someone else must have shot the lion.DOCTOR: There goes the answer to your question.
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A 90 year old man, who married an 18 year old young girl, went to see a doctor:OLD MAN: My 18 year wife is pregnant, your opinion doctor?DOCTOR: OK. Let me tell you a story. A hunter in a hurry, grabs an umbrella instead of a gun. He moves into the jungle, sees a lion, lifts the umbrella, pulls the handle & BANG! The lion drops dead!OLD MAN: That's impossible, someone else must have shot the lion.DOCTOR: There goes the answer to your question.
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I know this might sound stupid, but would you fight for your shit if you see a stranger packing it?ππππ
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A man forgot to zip his Trouser.
A Lady saw it and told him politely... "Sir your garage is open."
The man gave her a naughty smile and zip his trouser and Asked.. "did you see my Range Rover parked inside?
The lady smile back and Said... "No. just one small Toyota with two flat tires π€£π€£π€£
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A Lady saw it and told him politely... "Sir your garage is open."
The man gave her a naughty smile and zip his trouser and Asked.. "did you see my Range Rover parked inside?
The lady smile back and Said... "No. just one small Toyota with two flat tires π€£π€£π€£
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*Being an African man is so cool. You refuse to give your relatives money π΄, they blame your wife*ππ
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When u want to tell a boy that he is ugly but in an appropriate way
*"Ur handsomeness is different from other boys cuteness , u are handsome in ur own way"*
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*"Ur handsomeness is different from other boys cuteness , u are handsome in ur own way"*
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*My son impregnated my enemies daughter. Am totally confused, please your opinion is highly welcome* πππππ
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*Nobody can walk faster than a man escorting an ugly woman early in the morning.* π€£π€£π€£
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