Marry a short girl, you can leave your phone on top of the cupboard without a password.ππ
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Women will tell you that men cheat and tell lies yet they seem to forget that "What a man can do, a woman can do better....
You can cheat the most
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You can cheat the most
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Wedding in England:
Invited : 60
Present at the church: 60
Present at the reception: 58
Gifts: 58
Objects missing : 0
Wedding in America
Invited: 100
Present at the church: 80
Present at the reception: 70
Gifts: 65
Missing objects: 0
Wedding in Ghana
Invited: 500
Present at the church: 65
Present at the reception: 1348
Gifts: 43
Envelopes: 27
Delivered dishes: 1500
Missing items: 43 phones,
324 spoons,
10 cake knives,
One photographer's camera battery missing.
Girlfriend gone with another guest. Boyfriend looking for his girlfriend. Girlfriend looking for her boyfriend,
Remaining gifts missing,
50 chairs broken,
5 tables broken,
What is actually wrong with Gh...... Who did we offend?
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@xavierzone
Invited : 60
Present at the church: 60
Present at the reception: 58
Gifts: 58
Objects missing : 0
Wedding in America
Invited: 100
Present at the church: 80
Present at the reception: 70
Gifts: 65
Missing objects: 0
Wedding in Ghana
Invited: 500
Present at the church: 65
Present at the reception: 1348
Gifts: 43
Envelopes: 27
Delivered dishes: 1500
Missing items: 43 phones,
324 spoons,
10 cake knives,
One photographer's camera battery missing.
Girlfriend gone with another guest. Boyfriend looking for his girlfriend. Girlfriend looking for her boyfriend,
Remaining gifts missing,
50 chairs broken,
5 tables broken,
What is actually wrong with Gh...... Who did we offend?
ππππππππππππππ
@xavierzone
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