靠北交大 2.0
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#靠交1932

看來蠻多人覺得,我是隨便丟個色塊圖來釣魚的_(:3」 <)_
如果是不知道的,我在這邊說聲抱歉,打擾你們按怒的時間了_(:3」 <)_
解答:該色塊圖的色碼為#1f1e33 ,是我喜歡的一名曲師的新曲。
丟個連結分享一下-w-):
https://youtu.be/w4U9S5eX3eY
#靠交1964

I think I'm on the verge of breakdown.
It's funny, don't you think?
All the facade, all the lies could break down so easily in a matter of seconds.
I tried (no you didn't) to ask for help, but my mind told me that it's a waste of their time.
(No I didn't. You don't want to do it because it will cost you time, Your Laziness.)
Even now, I'm still more concerned about the grammar in this post then my grade, the one thing that I'm supposed to care about.
(Also, why are you still typing this. Don't you have work to do? A lot of them in fact.)
It's really sad that I know what I'm supposed to do, but couldn't do it because my short attention span (and laziness).
(It's like knowing that a car crash will happen ten kilometres down the road, but every single cell of the driver is glued to the front seat. You couldn't steer. You couldn't brake. All you can do is hope that the crash will be quick and easy for you.)
I'm (not) sorry for typing all of these. I'm (not) sorry if this bothers you. I really need to type this though. Not to get it out of my system, but to remind me of this moment, this feeling right now. If I don't, by tomorrow I'll forget all of this, and then discover this feeling again. Stuck in an endless loop, what am I to do?
(Fix your roof while it's sunny, damn it!)
I'm (not) sorry for typing this in English, even though I'm 100% Taiwanese.
(Why do you even type in English anyway? To flex your skill? Maybe you should add a translation.)
I'm (not) sorry for all this whining. I know there are a lot of people who are facing worse situation than me. Especially people who are in Hong Kong right now.
(Whoa, unnecessary political landmine is unnecessary.)
I'm sorry for anyone who has to check if this post contain any unsuitable language.
(Are you done yet, attention seeker? I didn't call you whore because I don't think this will gain any attention. Or perhaps this is reverse psychology?)
I think that's it for tonight. See you tomorrow.
(Or not. He's probably not going to do this ever again. Not because he will cease to exist, but because this is such a cringe post.)
#靠交1965

跟火車談戀愛是最快學習知識的方法
#靠交1966

現在是半夜四點半
假如你在這時候整理房間、吃宵夜、打電動很大聲
那你肯定會延畢很多年
#靠交1967

Q:請問在淋雨間地板放圖釘的人是怎樣的人?










A:是所有課都會被死當的人!
X你X,到底怎麼洗才會把圖釘洗到地板上?
#靠交1968

想詢問各位資電的前輩一些課程的問題。

梅竹都有開設一門ic lab的課程,但是在選擇上不清楚究竟是要修哪門,清大的是黃朝宗教授開的的,交大的是張錫嘉教授開的,想詢問一些已經出去工作的學長姐們,認為修過哪堂課,在業界會比較有競爭力。感恩各位。

紳士祭品:SSNI-780
#靠交1969

誰用計中電腦玩mykirito啦,出來承認ㄛ
#靠交1971

臺大星期四剛結束學生會長選舉
這個選舉戰車很屌欸
雖然她沒有當選
交大要參選的要不要跟進啊
#靠交1972

是要到台大才要用標點符號?
#靠交1974

我說那個圖書館潑__呢
#靠交1976

居然是來交大,有人有看過相關的ㄇ
#靠交1980

他*的姓林的女二全家店員
一進店跟我講要戴口罩就算了
畢竟這是你店裡的規矩
即便我不爽我還是回去宿舍拿口罩
戴好回去店裡後竟然讓我看到有兩個"沒有"戴口罩的外國人正在結帳
請問到底是我比較好欺負還是外國人不用遵守你們全家的規則?
這樣我回去戴口罩的意義何在?
不用留卒仔=) 我已客訴
#靠交1981

女友生病怎麼辦?

讓她高潮。
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感冒用濕濕
#靠交1982

借轉

看得好心疼

有沒有人可以幫幫他