Aliens vs Redditor

Nominating this as the greatest post of 2025

only cool cars driven at lethal speeds by purebred aryans should be allowed
everyone else needs to walk

nigga tf happened to my ex

bitch transmogrified into an HR lady while I transmogrified into a wizard

I love the hardship ive endured because its made me into a wise mystical unc

7 years of anguish made me the swellest fella you ever dun seen even if it took a physical toll, I wouldnt trade it tbh

we do consent to our lives before birth, vegantard suffering le bad niggaa just die

pumpkin spice season

pour it all in Budy Archive

Might be wrong on that last one.