sipping tylenol out of a champagne glass while eating dino nuggies, fishsticks, and tater tots with a fork and knife

Reinhard von Lohengramm became kaiser of the universe at 23 I havent done anything its over

"But my very feelings changed to repulsion and terror when I saw the whole man slowly emerge from the window and begin to crawl down the castle wall over that dreadful abyss, face down with his cloak spreading out around him like great wings."

Bram Stoker describing what I look like getting some cheese from the fridge at 3am.

can they make a manga about a juggalo from 1998 Detroit who gets shot and reincarnated into Napoleonic Europe

Aliens vs Redditor

Nominating this as the greatest post of 2025

only cool cars driven at lethal speeds by purebred aryans should be allowed
everyone else needs to walk

nigga tf happened to my ex

bitch transmogrified into an HR lady while I transmogrified into a wizard

I love the hardship ive endured because its made me into a wise mystical unc