Contrary to its name, watermelon is hydrating

I no longer think using liposuction to remove sneed oil fat is immoral

this is found footage, after using jet he was DEVOURED

My great grandpa Adolf never once drank water in his entire life. Only beverages which crossed his lips was apple cider vinegar sweetened and watered down with a pinch of salt, or just black coffee.

He carried vinegar around in a flask all day. He quit his job as a cobbler five years into living in America to work at a Sears warehouse. Was nearly fired because his boss thought he was day drinking, before Adolf compelled the manager to sip the flask nearly at force, only for the manager to realize he is genuinely just drinking vinegar all day.

Must find these at once

the shit they be eating at the uruk hai factory beneath isengard

It's a kind of sneed that feed won't fix

people keep asking to see the photo of Liver-Eating Johnson
twin, look in the mirror 🗿

how it feels to finally get to the gas station on a road trip

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