if you hide your pfps youre a retard you aint jason bourne unc

My niggas, it appears we have a solution to the alpha gal tick problem.

It’s not a “nicotine addiction,” it’s our collective Aryan psychic premonitions shielding us beforehand from the tick soldiers of Zog

The Kazoo voice on this chick would shatter glass

kazoo voice

put up curtain rods i'll take a pic when the curtains get here

A dark, foreboding feeling overtakes you. You know this face, even in it's absence.

Saw the great American predator strike again:
Some boomer just fucking died at the Longhorn Steakhouse.

keeling over at longhorn steakhouse after my fourth texas tonion groyper

I see your Windows XP bedroom, and raise you: Helvetica aqua bedroom

Slightly toothy head would go nuts here

Shoutout to my pal Wulfgar I could post a turd in a tuxedo and he'd repost it still