What’s up with that?

They don't have as long to settle down as human girls

> wake up
> take a shit
> get out of bed
> baby screaming
> see whats wrong
> mad as hell cause hungry
> feed him
> hes eepy
> snuggle him
> headbutts face
> busts my lip
> ow
> calm down
> snuggle him
> rips glasses off my face
> bends my glasses
> laughs in my suffering
> get glasses back
> he shits his pants
> try to clean up
> angry at me because ???
> new fresh diaper on
> holding him
> slaps my face
> tries to put fingers in my nose
> put him down
> crawls to plants
> tries to eat dirt
> take away dirt
> mad as hell because wont let eat dirt
> calm him down
> shits pants again some how
> try to change him
> mad because ???
> rolls around bed
> poop stamps from ass cheeks on bed
> wrestle him
> calm him down
> new diaper again
> put him in walker to prepare breakfast
> runs over my toes
> ow
> pulls spatula off table
> chases dog around kitchen with spatula
> take away spatula
> mad as hell again
> pick him up to calm him down
> kicks me in testicles

anyway, thats been my sunday so far with a 1 year old

Broke: following vx-underground for updates on malware
Woke: following vx-underground for catposts and funny fedposts
Bespoke: following vx-undergeound to watch him get battered by his one-year-old son

And this budy is a scion of old Valyria

why is he laying like that

Admin got a horse armor

Call me a scotsman how im crankin my hogmanay