Ok, I fomoed back in and now I just sold at a loss. These people should have known not to test me and my jeet ways.

Ok so this caller launched a million dollar stealth but didn't post it on his channel till it hit a million. What's he trying to do, dethrone me? I guess all competition is healthy 🤷

Haha let's call our shitcoin "Shitcoin" to be ironic haha surely this has never been done before.... r-right bros? 😰

https://t.me/ShitCoinBSCOfficial
https://poocoin.app/tokens/0x11bb40c308b9aa6df224f5b27cffcefb53737a60

300 dollar cap.

Update: 10x'd from call kek. Hoping none of you cashed out your 20 dollar max bags at the top. Dev, like all good devs, makes a token a day so I'm sure the next one will be terrible too. Stay tuned.

WHITELIST GIVEAWAY!!!

Ok you worthless maggots, a dev contacted me asking if I wanted give whitelists away for his slow rug - now this is fun because *you* can be the one dumping on plebs. Let's see what it feels like on the other side for once.

I have 4 to give away. Dev gave me 10 to be honest, but I'm keeping 5 for myself and donating 1 to this girl I'm trying to impress. I don't know her very well tbf, I just see her on the bus sometimes when I'm coming home from the unemployment office. She once had on these heart shaped glasses (she's really cool and quirky) and I remarked "oh my god, that's just like what Bored Apes wear. I think those are rare. Do you like NFTs?" but she didn't say anything, and it was at this point I realised I had only gone so far as to plan this interaction in my mind. I was still sitting in my chair, sweating and trying not to cry. I missed my stop and everything. But she saw me staring for about 10 minutes so she definitely knows I'm interested. Wish me luck lads.

Anyway yeah, 4 whitelists for Wolverine which is now launching on AVAX after already launching on BSC for a while. I don't use Avax, heard it's less jeety and scammy than BSC so I avoid it, naturally.

Presale is tomorrow at 21:00 UTC and runs for 24 hours. Min contribution 0.5 Avax, max is 10. You can also contribute in BNB if you are BSC shitcoin maxi like myself.

For more info go ask in their TG or check their website, don't ask me, I have done zero research - I tried checking out their site but when I clicked Roadmap I was greeted with some brostep that sounded like it came from 2011 which made me sad about the past so I had to close it. All I know is that it's Certik audited, CMC listed, there's utility coming in March and something about an AMA with some dude named Caesar 🤷

To win the WL, join their TG and tell me below, in the comments, how desperate you are for it and I'll spin a wheel or something.

@wolverinebsc

https://wolverineapp.com/index.html

EDIT: I DONT KNOW WHY IT WONT LET ME ATTACH THE LOGO ARGHHH. IM NOT RESUBMITTING THIS PoST FOR A 3RD TIME

Personally I've never eaten a pizza in my life. I never will. If anyone offers me pizza, I will slap them. Well not really, I'm not a tough guy. If someone was to offer me pizza I would politely decline and tbh if they insisted I eat it I would, just don't want any trouble. Luckily, this hasn't happened yet but it's a real serious fear of mine.

Anyway yeah, pizza-based token with a chart that looks it's bout to reverse and let bag holders exit on people, hopefully you. They are hedging all their bets that Elon Musk will tweet about "Pizza Day" which is bold. Should be a nice opportunity to lose some money if/when that doesn't happen.

8k cap.

https://poocoin.app/tokens/0x2f34e6c4bf9265aefe9ccf88f74a7258185cbfdd
https://t.me/pizzadaybsc

edit: they reported me to the TG police for this one kek

NOOOOO THE PLAN WORKED. BINANCE TWEETED ABOuT WORLD PIZZA DAY AND IT MOONED. IT WASN't SUPPoSED TO WORK REEEEEEEEEEEEE

http://t.me/KemFoundTheLoveOfHisLife


This is Kem. Kem is in love. Kem is getting married. Kem launched a token to help pay for his wedding costs. The man went and doxx'd his wife for BSC degens.

Myself, I'm too lonely and bitter to endorse this. All I want is someone to fill the deep void, and maybe a bit of validation for once in my worthless life. But instead I will age and perish having never known the feeling of "love." This pain follows me at all times, and no amount of drugs, alcohol and shitposting can soothe the interminable loneliness of being me. And then I see couples like Kem and Meg and it fills me with great resentment. I see it as a direct attack on my existence and this token is rubbing it in my face.

Kem has everything, and all I have left is the dust in my Metamask.

It never really began for WorstCallsEverCels... Drop a comment below if you're lonely.

Hey you guys want something super bearish?

This token is called Son of a Moon.

It's February 2022 and they launched a token called Son of a Moon.

https://poocoin.app/tokens/0xb73c8d8b39a337ef6ef6ef3619bec2b0fd00524f
https://t.me/SonOfAMoon

1k cap.

just imagine, superbowl advert starts and it's a mouth eating something, then as it slowly zooms out you see it's Musk eating a big mac, and as it zooms out further he's driving a tractor with the mcdonalds logo plastered all over it.

https://poocoin.app/tokens/0xd2483897d1e44ea3a899f2395e72313053c68c6c

https://t.me/McDonaldsTeslaElonTractorBSC

so random XD

https://poocoin.app/tokens/0x1fd24a630881c84b5629888eb81de11a92b9d91f

https://t.me/kittencorolla420inu

1k cap.

Healthy liquidity on this one boys 😎

Posting a 100 dollar cap coin so if it hits 1000 I can say I delivered a 10x. Also I'm still lying about the cap when posted. This is what callers are supposed to do, right? Sorry guys, I'm still learning. I've only got the "make followers lose money" and "lie" part down.

https://poocoin.app/tokens/0x7b88cdeaede62db47b9056c552eb2ce794b34178
https://t.me/BlueRupee

Be warned though, the dev is really committed to doing the Tingle RP. It's too much fun, we're not supposed to be having fun on this channel.

Looks like my followers are aping their lifesavings. Very good.

Too bullish, don't buy

https://t.me/LOGANTOKEN

https://poocoin.app/tokens/0x08a39109813da2118caee0b3addd3e4177329c10

3k Cap.

Looks like we didn't get the 10x on this btw kek. Peaked at like 800 IIRC. And you know what? Good.

See, I told you guys not to buy on the arrow. Saved you from some ez gains and a potential moonshot. You're welcome 🤷