Subject: Real Miracle Story (3/18/2024)

Hello
As you know I had a career in making funny internet videos/podcasts before the mission. Two people (that I know of) joined the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints because they watched my videos.

One of them joined and I watched his baptism on the zoom call. I haven't had much contact with him since then. This week he messaged me on Facebook and he has been serving a full time mission in England for almost a year!

This is the greatest miracle I have seen out here so far.

Love
Elder Noble

Dear Everyone,
I officially invite you to a special 1 hour church service this weekend for Easter Sunday Maŕch 31. Come and reverently appreciate the greatest event in the history of the world, the resurrection of the Lord Jesus Christ. To find the church and service times https://maps.churchofjesuschrist.org/
The sign on every church building says visitors welcome and I exhort you to go on this very special day.
Love
Elder Noble

Subject: Count Your Many Blessings (4/1/2024)

Hello Everyone,

Due to extreme mental health I will be ending my mission early.
Goodbye arizona! At least I won't have to deal with the summer heat now.

Love
Jared

Trump Parade Float

I had a dream that loulz countersued January 6th and won