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Phlegm

Christmas in a week 🎄

honestly

🧑‍⚖️ 🏛️ UH OH!! 😰🚨 looks like 👀 a 😈🎅 naughty little staffer was 🚫CAUGHT 🎥 taking some 🍆 District 😳 DICK 🍌 in the Senate 🏛️Hearing Room!! 🏛️💦Too bad Daddy Santos 👩‍🎤 isn't there to yell 📣DIVA DOWN📢 all over that big 🇺🇸 patriotic 🍑 peach!! 🍆 💦 This puts a 🕳️ whole 🕳️ new meaning 📖 to getting 🤤 🥵 FUCKed by the 🫡 government!! 🦅 That's right ✅ Uncle Sam 👴🏻 put his Country Cummies 🏊‍♂️ into that ✨ twink’s ✨ juicy hole 💧 He loves our 💕 CUNTry so much he gave his hill staffussy 😵‍💫 for us 😍😍 Tonight let's all raise our glass 🍹🍷 🍺 and show our ass 🍑 👀 in celebration of the 🌈 GAY-vernment's 🌈newest icon! Send this 📱 to 20 of your favorite representatives 🎤 !! If you get 5️⃣ 5 back, you're as good as 📞 👩🏻 poo poo 💩 smeared across the senate on January 6th 😱 if you get 10 🖐️ 🖐️ back, you're a sub ⬇️ intern. If you get all 20 back, 🫡 Uncle Sam 🫡 will visit you 🦅 tonight and fist 👊🏻 your patriotic pussy 🕳️ 💦 🤤